Polandball: Not Safe For World

How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world's in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the World Police, needs your help. Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, the epitome of passion, kindness, and justice—and because America needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's push the button and neutralize all evil nations, FOR JUSTICE!!!

Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen are currently available) per game. Love Polandball? You'll love this!

Q&A

Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.

Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.

Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.

Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.